Dollar Dolla Bill Ya'll

Where to begin from last nights matches? Before we get to the meat of the evening lets give a round of applause for our man Marbury who was last seen in a Thailand lady boy bar telling stories of his days on the hard court....yet, he somehow made his way to the courts of FBC plus 100lbs...Brook !! Solid serve and great addition to the thursday night matches bringing a flare only seen in episodes of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" !! YOU BETTER REDNECK-ER-RIZE !!

Physics (from Ancient Greekφύσις physis "nature") is a natural science that involves the study of matter and its motion through space and time, along with related concepts such as energy and force.More broadly, it is the general analysis of nature, conducted in order to understand how the universe behaves.

The above definition will help in call making that has taken precedence in the last two weeks with controversial judgements about balls off the fence....the notion of inertia would indicate the proper spin from an object in motion to a solid object thus resulting in a trajectory not consistent with "normal" ball movement. Translation - if three people see it one way two weeks in a row and you see if differently, chances are you are wrong !!

Now, lets address the money match from last night - Fitz/Joker vs Paje/Wheels in a 20.00 a head match that had a lot of people chirping all week and puffing out their chests in a game of mental aptitude prior to the actual match. The lead up was more interesting then the match as it was just a complete beat down from start to finish....team Paje/Wheels led in each set 
2-0 only to lose the best of five sets 6-2, 6-2, 6-4. The match ended in controversy as Paje decided to storm off the court before the final point was won and leave for the evening.....a la I'm taking my balls and leaving style !! 

I have never in my illustrious paddle career beaten someone down so badly that they stormed off in a huff of compete agony but i attribute the incredible play to my partner Joker and his insane digs from very corner !! 

Money matches are AWESOME !! They make people weep and cry out of disgust for one another.........MORE MONEY MATCHES PLEASE

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