LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA

The above picture sums up the Paddle Xmas party from last night !! Jesus people !! It was one LAMBDA short of being am embarrassment to all that came before us. Weak showing, weak participation of those that did show and even worse of an effort in venues. Next time lets just hit the blue oyster bar and key west which might be the only other locations that would be worse then what took place.

Unfortunately, last night was very consistent with the paddle season thus far......what ever happened to the first couple of seasons that made you want to puke Friday morning either from the vicious paddle matches or being over served by one of the poker hosts waiting to cater to our every whim !! We have some how accepted mediocrity in both and that needs to change.....how do you change the culture of the present you ask?

You start by doing the following in no particular order:

- hitting someone at net as hard as possible with the paddle ball during a match
- chugging a three beer funnel until you are blue in the face between points
- Talking more crap then humanly possible even if you are getting crushed
- Calling a shot out that's in against Paje just for fun
- Most importantly, allowing for post round libations in the hut or otherwise
- Carry a firearm at all times
- Makes sure what is said at paddle stays at paddle (important)

That's all for now folks...Have a Merry Christmas and lets try and knock a few of these off the list to bring it back home !!